” Mistretul”. Florin Calinescu, fosta vedeta a PRO TV, a fost surprins ieri de paparazzii Cancan la volanul uriasului sau SUV Land Rover Defender, pe care si l-a luat ca sa se descurce prin gropile Capitalei si pentru ca “incap in el un vanator si 20 de caprioare, mistretul fiind la volan”, dupa cum marturisea candva, intr-un interviu. El tocmai facuse shopping in pantaloni scurti.

Articol din Cancan-ul de azi.

Cinci randuri cinci tampenii:

1. Articolul nu spune nimic. Da` absolut nimic. Un om a fost vazut intr-o masina la benzinarie! Asta e stirea.
2. “El tocmai facuse shopping in pantaloni scurti.” Serios? O nu! Politia a fost anuntata?
3. Shopping nu? Auzi pitzi (o eventuala cititoare): Shopping inseamna sa iti iei tigari de la Agip, nu toale de la mall.
4. “a fost surprins ieri”. Ieri a plouat urat de tot, sigur nu ieri a fost surprins.
5. ” SUV Land Rover Defender”. Asta a pus capac :), Land Rover Defender nu este suv (Range Rover / Range Rover Sport e suv) ci e offroader.

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How stupid are they? Chiar cred ca un terorist intreg la turban o sa zică in visa application “Yes, I are here do kill you president”?